N its not just a teeny weeny bit of "Ouchz", its a fucking BIG "Ouchz" with mutiple exclaimation marks!!!!! Freaking painful!

Alrity, by now, u are most prob confused by me. Wat the heck is this thingy abt Peter Crouch all abt?

Well, for those who watch scoccer, Peter Crouch is definately not a stranger to u. But for the benefit of those who are not into scoccer, this guy here is "infamous" for his super long limbs. N as such, he is freaking clumsy and always fall down rather easily cos it seems like he cant coordinate those long limbs of his and they get "entangled" frequently. To put it simply, in Hokkien, we say "Chew kanna kah, kah kanna chew" Hands machiam legs, legs machiam hands..

N if you are luffing at the above, DUN LUFF!! Cos u will have karma wan..n that was exactly wat happened to me! Sobz.

On Sun, aft Jinhao's wedding, my colleagues and I proceeded to The Cavern, Liverpool's fanclub at Boat Quay to watch the match btw Liv n Bolton. Right at the heart of liv's territory, i cracked alot of jokes abt those long limbs of Crouch's.

What goes around comes around..karma strikes mi on the very next day!!!!

Aft Janice's wedding on Mon, my fren came to pick me up at Sheraton, the venue of the dinner. The moment i spotted him, i naturally waved to him and walked towards his car. But who knows! I actually missed my footing and fell flat on the road! Right infront of the lobby where there are still so much people ard! N worse, becos it's a wedding dinner, I was in a dress!!! Grhhh..damn embarrassing manz!

Isnt this a classic replication of Crouch? Nb..duno why my hands n legs so short..but i can still do a Crouch. Fucking clumsy sia. Damn.

During the past few days, whenever i meet my clients, all of them without fail, will go, "Ohh, u must have had a very bad fall!"

Absolutely true.

As the fell was on the road, which means I essentially fell on a bumpy and uneven ground of tar, the whole fall was really bad. Apart from my right hand, all the remaining limbs are injured. The worst injury is on my right knee, so bad that im walking with a limp. Becos it's at the joint, every movement i made will induce further pain to my injury.

Hence, cancel all plans for clubbing last nite. Consolation was i get to play mj instead! Yuppie! As compared to boozing, mj is certainly more cost-saving, unless i really sibei sibei suay and lost till i drop my pants lah. haha.

Similiarly, there shall be strictly no clubbing tonite. Watching "Golden Compass" with Choon Yam at Tampines instead. Hmm, wana drop the movie plan initially but since he is willing to mit at Tamp, den i oblige lor. Reckon it's gg to be a boring Sat also, so may as well go n catch the movie. Read some reviews on the show and apparently, the critics are quite positive. Hopefully, the show does lives up to the expectations.

That's all. gona prepare now. If not, im gg to be late again. Ought to change this bad habit of mine. Haha.

N oh, last but not least, blogdrive was down for the past several days. Junie told mi it could be the host did not pay for the domain and someone took over it instead. I really had a fright of my life. Cant imagine what it will be if my "life story" for the past 2 years just get deleted and wiped out completely. Hmm, better find of a new avenue to continue my blogging..